Healthy Cooking Mugs

'Lose weight now...ask me how!'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"States of tofu"

Domestic Goddess.

"You do like octopus?"

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

But is it organic?

Be Healthy

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Like death by salad.'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Studies show foods work miracles!

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

How about going easy on the carbs

Advocado

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid