Healthcare Strategy Enthusiasts Gifts

'Deep thought may be some time.'

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

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'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

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"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

"As soon as your dentist gets here, we'll begin."

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

'That's the diagnosis of my diagnostic desktop. If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my diagnostic tablet.'

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

"Finally, a succinct corporate mission statement."

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

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"Sometimes it helps to turn a question around. Why not you?"

Get well soon!

"I'm in my third day of trying to figure out which little square I am."

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

"We're going to run some tests: bloodwork, a cat-scan and the S.A.T.'s."

"You call all this a side effect?"

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'It's an emergency, Doctor. The vitamin company needs an endorsement.'

Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?'

'Two Aspirins'...'Brain Tumor'

NHS targets.

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'