Healthcare Nostalgists Gifts

'. . . and this is an ancient depiction of a doctor when he had time to make house calls.'

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

I'm not substitute teaching after all. How come? They wanted a criminal background check! I was a principal for 15 years. They know me! Yes, but

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

'These young doctors know nothing, I used to see 500 patients every day...'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

I remember when the only social networking site you could access at work was the water cooler!

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

Rapunzel as a child.

'No fax paper? Ok, you'll have to ride for help.'

J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

Asylum; May contain patients with mental problems.

"I'm impressed! Junior actually asked to use our old-fashioned dictionary!"

Boys happy playing and singing in the snow and ice

"I'm looking for a day care provider. . . besides TV."

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

"Before I read about my summer vacation, I'd like to ask that all pagers, beepers, and cell phones be turned off."

"Someday we'll look back on these and-times and be really envious."

'I miss fighting who gets the front page of the paper first.'

'Dad...why would I ever want to get out of the first grade? I love first grade!'

"Sure, you don't know me now, but just wait 'til the year 2000...I'm the Millennium Bug."

"I'm old school. Pass me a handwritten note."

Sell me your souls and I'll make all cell phones and computers go away."

Workers constructing barcodes

"Lockdown was almost over. At home Gerald furiously practised his harassed commuter look."

Doctors Through the Ages...

'The doctor doesn't like computers, he prefers to lose patients' records the old fashioned way.'

"And here's where daddy used to work...before it became a museum.

'Your PTST is real, and so is the Obamacare website that caused it.'

"O.K., now, when a teacher comes out, everybody look straight up."

"You don't need your selfie stick...the booth takes selfies for you!"

"Do you like my four wheel drive?"