Healthcare Meme Lover Pillows

'Regarding the surgery you just had - I hope you have a good sense of humour.'

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

Providing Healthcare For All

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

'Time for your pills.'

World Cup Fever

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

The importance of paying attention in med school.

Dr. Flagg's Worst Nightmare

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

'Snap out of it.'

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

'I think it's your colon. I came to that conclusion through the process of elimination.'

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

'Like I said - It's non invasive surgery.'

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

'You do have catastrophic insurance, but it only applies in case of invasion from outer space.'

'You need some stress.'

Flu Drugs.

"... And who asked for your opinion, I'd like to know?!"

"Yes, I have seen people in worse health than you. But, they were all dead."

"The doctors say you're not doing enough to diagnose yourself."

Fish swimming around inside drip.

Nurse holding giant pill tells patient, 'Relax. It's chewable.'

"The operation was a success. Thank goodness for YouTube videos!"