Healthcare Hilarity Lover Gifts

Rodney was sometimes a little too eager to please.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

"Sometimes I wonder why I spent ten years at medical school and another 20 honing my skills..."

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Time for your pills.'

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

"I don't leave home without it!"

The importance of paying attention in med school.

Dr. Flagg's Worst Nightmare

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

'Snap out of it.'

9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

'I think it's your colon. I came to that conclusion through the process of elimination.'

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

'Like I said - It's non invasive surgery.'

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

'You need some stress.'

'You do have catastrophic insurance, but it only applies in case of invasion from outer space.'

"The doctor will now glance in passing at you."

"Yes, I have seen people in worse health than you. But, they were all dead."

Flyingdoctor's receptionist.

Nurse holding giant pill tells patient, 'Relax. It's chewable.'

'Yes doctor, it did hurt when you did that!'

"... And who asked for your opinion, I'd like to know?!"

Fish swimming around inside drip.