Healthcare Education Gifts

Organ Donor

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

Distance to avoid contagion

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

WHO checklist

"Gross."

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we've recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than 5 or 6 years!"

Doctors Discussion

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

Robotic nurse in a future hospital.

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

'Pardon me, Doctor; but exactly where did you study anaesthesiology?'

"Because the 'morning after pill' is not a rectal suppository."

"You won’t need refills."

Too Skinny, Too Fat

"This is a teaching hospital."

Criminal Germs

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

I was coughing, Frank - I didn't need the Heimlich.

"We'd like to start out being very involved with you but eventually be drawn away to much more interesting cases down the hall."

'...and that concludes this seminar on healthy living. Now, if anyone cares to join me, I'm off to that new place down the street for some steak and a few beers.'

"Out of the way amateur!"

Remember to always brush your teeth!

Coronavirus

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

"Let me know if that level of medication is effective. And if we need to, we can give some to the student as well."

'Nots so hot on my SATS, but I aced my STDS.'

Health 101.

The tuck stops here - childhood obesity.

"Oh, I'm sorry. That procedure isn't covered. Now, spin the wheel to see what you'll pay."