Healthcare Discussion Gifts

'And you say your face after you looked at the bill I sent you for your last visit.'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

US bishops given contraception lifeline.

An Arm and a Leg.

Profits for Big Pharma

"Are you sure that cutting them up will make him better?"

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

'I'm holding firm against any government health plan.'

"I've been living vicariously through a really boring person."

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

'In order for the new Health Care Bill to pass, we'll need to remove the option of Health and Care, and give taxpayers the bill.'

"I'm trying to determine if the aches and pains are from an injury or just my new normal."

Warning: Birth control pills carry a history of heart attack or stroke....

RFK Jr Anti-Vax

"A terminal illness? That's seen as a weakness in my business."

'The Doctor will see you now...'

'The good news is we can still get abortions.'

'Take two aspirins and call Obama in the morning!'

The devolution of the NHS

"The budget wouldn't stretch to a gastric band."

'No, I'm not the famous heart surgeon, but I charge exactly what he charges...'

'Doctor, I will tell you the whole history of my disease.'

"You first."

'You'll never convince me that phone masts aren't a health risk.'

"We're incompatible. . . He's anti-mask and I'm anti-vax!"

Repeal...Replace...Repeal...Replace...

"Why is it when Jane Austen describes everyday events, it's literary genius, but as soon as I start talking about my gall bladder, your eyes glaze over?"