Health Discussions Gifts

"I'm trying to determine if the aches and pains are from an injury or just my new normal."

OK to Mix?

"Why is it when Jane Austen describes everyday events, it's literary genius, but as soon as I start talking about my gall bladder, your eyes glaze over?"

RFK Jr Anti-Vax

'We need a birth ban, too, because every life ends fatally!'

It beats wearing a mask.

"We're incompatible. . . He's anti-mask and I'm anti-vax!"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

"Are you sure that cutting them up will make him better?"

Profits for Big Pharma

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

'And you say your face after you looked at the bill I sent you for your last visit.'

"I've been living vicariously through a really boring person."

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

Vaping cigarette

"The new lockdown guidelines are that up to ten people can go to funerals and ten thousand to demonstrations."

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'Doctor, I will tell you the whole history of my disease.'

Quack Medicine

"I'd offer you a tissue, but I'm afraid your insurance won't cover it."

Anti-Vaxxers aren't stupid. They just need to be convinced!

No Goldfishing. A-hem!

"The budget wouldn't stretch to a gastric band."

'You'll never convince me that phone masts aren't a health risk.'

'The good news is we can still get abortions.'

'The Doctor will see you now...'

'-OK, if you elect not to have the surgery, the insurance company offers six days and seven nights in Barbados.'

"I'm an anti-masker."

"Well, thanks for coming over with the soup and the subtle condemnations of my use of Western medicine."

'You have a 'can't do anything right disease'.'

'Don't tell me you want universal health care!'

The Politics of Masochism