Healthcare Cost Auditors Gifts

"We try to inject a little humor in our statements, but you should take them seriously."

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

The Corporate Trust: 'Since we have an agreement of transparency with the feds, I don't need to remind all of you that this meeting never happened.'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Counting dollars

The IRS emptied my pouch.

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

Safe spaces?

'There it is! I've isolated the origin of the firm's demise.'

I can read this audit, but HOW should I read it...What is my MOTIVATION, how do I bring these figures to life,make them sing!... Colin often wondered whether accountancy had been the right career choice for him

'A tax audit? I out sourced my books, records and book keeping to India months ago.'

'I dunno Jim...Accountancy just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

'I'm here about the tax credits for business equipment which you listed in your return as 'Betty', 'Mabel', 'Liz'...'

"I only have two apps on my phone. One makes me spend all my money and the other gives me embezzling tips."

Corporate thinking.

'We've gone through your books and we demand payment in cash.'

"The accounting change that contributed most to the quarter was adding three zeros to the revenue number."

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

'And you say your face after you looked at the bill I sent you for your last visit.'

Kate had originally been very enthusiastic to prepare the annual global audit plan.

Monster under the bed.

'We need to schedule an autopsy audit to find out what happened here.'

I filed my tax return electronically, to speed things up. Sure enough, I got audited in record time.

"Glad to see you Hotchkins... Abernathy must have been the company embezzler!"

'...and then you smile and say...all together now...'that's not deductible.'.'

'What was your entry, 'Rob Peter to Pay Paul all about?'

'We'd better schedule an autopsy audit.'

"He's hit, and he's hurt. Now we'll follow his audit trial and finish him off."