Healthcare Bill Battler Pillows

'Donald came out of the recovery room this morning, bit had to go back after seeing the bill.'

Virtual Doctor

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

Doctors Discussion

Mental Health System Breakdown

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

Obama of Oz.

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'I'm afraid there's been a 23% cut in the 'empathy and compassion' budget so you'll have to tell him to sod off now!'

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

Big Drug Companies Hooked

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

"What you have is very expensive to treat. Would you like me to diagnose you with something affordable?"

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"

Privatisation of the NHS

Republican Healthcare

'Your hospital needs more nurses? So hire more nurses!'

Government looks for new targets over GPs pay

'Your coverages suggest it will spread rapidly to your wallet.'

'Hmmm ... no health insurance. Take him to the Intensive I Don't Care Unit.'

Medicare: More is Better!

'How can I help you? We offer - choice, diversity or competition.'

'Let's keep pulling it and see what happens.'