Health Spa Fans T-Shirts

"I've been down here 50 years, but you'd never know it. Staying out of the sun has kept my skin fresh, firm and wrinkle-free."

Spa

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The Cat Spa

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"You're incredibly tight."

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

Spa Dog

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

"Well, that's that, Henry. Let's go over to the Four Seasons and towel off."

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

Odd Spas

"You're carrying a lot of pretension in your back."

'Medium well, please.'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

"The public seems concerned about the size of government."

'This place is awesome! Check it out. His and hers loofah brushes.'

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

Spa day

"Ed is back from his silent cocoon retreat."

Football fans in corona times

"Too hard?"

'Happy birthday Frank!...'

A woman with a green face mask sits next to an alien