Health Spa Fans Prints

"I've been down here 50 years, but you'd never know it. Staying out of the sun has kept my skin fresh, firm and wrinkle-free."

Spa

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The Cat Spa

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

"You're incredibly tight."

It's college orientation time. The brain cell is attending an elite academic university, and the hormones and endorphins are going to party schools. The muscle cell earned an athletic scholarship. And it looks like the DNA molecule has already picked a major. The DNA has life planned out. It's chemically active down there. The individual atoms are excited, but also seem a bit sad. Of course! Going off to college is an emotional time for them. Old bonds are breaking and new ones are bein

Spa Dog

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

Odd Spas

"Well, that's that, Henry. Let's go over to the Four Seasons and towel off."

"You're carrying a lot of pretension in your back."

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

'Medium well, please.'

Spa day

'This place is awesome! Check it out. His and hers loofah brushes.'

Football fans in corona times

"Ed is back from his silent cocoon retreat."

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

"The public seems concerned about the size of government."

"Too hard?"

'Happy birthday Frank!...'