Health Spa Patrons Prints

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

Spa

'More bubbles!'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

A Manicure

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

The Cat Spa

Loofah Lady

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Mom's Spa'

'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

Spa Dog

"You're incredibly tight."

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

Woman in a bathtub.

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

Odd Spas

"Well, that's that, Henry. Let's go over to the Four Seasons and towel off."

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"