Health Spa Patrons Prints

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

Spa

'More bubbles!'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Hot Pie Therapy

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

A Manicure

The Cat Spa

Loofah Lady

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Mom's Spa'

'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

Spa Dog

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"You're incredibly tight."

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

Woman in a bathtub.

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

"Getting a Brazilian has been nothing like I expected."

Odd Spas