Spa Enthusiasts Prints

'This must be how the 1% feel.'

This Year's Spa

Your showers are breaking us. Between the cost of water, the gas to heat the water, and all your towels, you might as well go to a spa. Do you have any suggestions? Give me a minute. Emily? Want to come to the spa with me?

Well, the sauna was a stupid idea - all I'm doing is panting.

"Greg will be giving your massage today."

"Well, at least you feel better."

'Nothing, just taking a jacuz'... how about you?'

"I'll never understand why grownups would pay to take a bath."

Spa

'More bubbles!'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Hot Pie Therapy

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

A Manicure

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

Loofah Lady

The Cat Spa

Hot Tub Frosty

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Mom's Spa'

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

Spa Dog

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

"You're incredibly tight."

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"