Spa Enthusiasts Prints

'This must be how the 1% feel.'

This Year's Spa

"Greg will be giving your massage today."

"Well, at least you feel better."

'Nothing, just taking a jacuz'... how about you?'

"I'll never understand why grownups would pay to take a bath."

Spa

'More bubbles!'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

A Manicure

Loofah Lady

The Cat Spa

Hot Tub Frosty

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Mom's Spa'

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"You're incredibly tight."

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

Spa Dog

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'