Spa Day Enthusiast Prints

"He didn't want to end it, so I told him I wanted to get married."

"Fancy us washing away our sins like this!"

'Here's mud in your eye.'

"No, it's certainly not too hot, not for me anyway."

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"She massages egos."

Spa

'More bubbles!'

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Hot Pie Therapy

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

A Manicure

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

Loofah Lady

The Cat Spa

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Mom's Spa'

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

"You're incredibly tight."

Spa Dog

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"