Spa Day Enthusiast Prints

"He didn't want to end it, so I told him I wanted to get married."

"Fancy us washing away our sins like this!"

'Here's mud in your eye.'

"No, it's certainly not too hot, not for me anyway."

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"She massages egos."

Spa

'More bubbles!'

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

A Manicure

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

The Cat Spa

Loofah Lady

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Mom's Spa'

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

Spa Dog

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

Complete Makeover

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

"You're incredibly tight."