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Masseuse With Rolling Pin

In the Guru District

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'My feet are killing me.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Spa

'Well, well, well...'

Turn, turn and turn.

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Muscles

Yearbook

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'More bubbles!'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Monica Seles

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

Exercise Class

Bench Press Accident

City Marathon.

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"