Health Spa Fan Gifts

'Don't ya love relaxing at the beauty shop, Joy?'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

"Ed is back from his silent cocoon retreat."

Football fans in corona times

God's Manicure.

Grim Reaper Checkout

Tanning salons to avoid. . .

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

Masseuse With Rolling Pin

'The knees are the first thing to go.'

I feel like he's undressing me and checking for irregular moles with his eyes. Dating a dermatologist.

"I always come here when I need to blow of some steam."

Auto Repair. I'm just taking it in for a few adjustments. A visit to the car-o-practor!

'Botox you fool! not buttocks!'

"I see you still haven't mastered the exercise ball."

"I said it would grow hair on a billiard ball -- Not on your head."

"You may hear a few wise cracks."

"Nice abs!"

Celebrity Yoga.

A man splits in half when lifting a heavy box.

"I've been down here 50 years, but you'd never know it. Staying out of the sun has kept my skin fresh, firm and wrinkle-free."

"You imbecile! I asked for a bigger 'pout'."

"And she's had her tentacles waxed."

How does that feel? Inaccupuncture.

Sensitive Range: "Ooooh, you've hurt my feelings now...!"

"I love boutique healthcare! I have a great doctor on retainer and I get this great subscription box every month!"

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Enjoying summer baseball, D-style.