Health Service Worker Gifts

Stil Bloody Waiting Room

"Well the GOOD news is that the Government is at last acknowledging our broad and comprehensive knowledge about our communities ad that we can offer MORE than simple health services. . ."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

vaccine wars.

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

"Our war is against cancer."

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

'Well, well, well...'

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"The first one's just a warning."

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

Social distancing

PSA Banter.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..."

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Deaths from Coronavirus