Health Regulations Nerd Pillows

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

'I believe we got your blood pressure back up to normal.'

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

'This drug is so expensive...if it were recalled the stock markey might crash.'

Annexe 8

Consortia set to take over

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

'Let's keep pulling it and see what happens.'

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

'I'm feeling down, too - Why don't we pass some feel-good legislation?'

Sacking a unprofitable patient

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

The Supremes will now ponder Obamacare.

'Okay - Who built this site?'

Europe has too few vaccines

DHSC considering as-yet unlicensed flu vaccines to boost supply

"Yes, there is a pre-existing condition. I was once dead."

"I rise in opposition to this bill..."

European Union versus Big Tech

"Mom, let's play doctor. I'll be the patient and you decide if I should be vaccinated."

'The NHS is less of a 'cradle to grave' these days than 'cradle to being a bit knackered stopping off at a couple of cashpoints on the way'!'

'Not so fast - What about health care?'

'Yeah, I used to live with thousands of my friends in the kitchen of a restaurant, but for some reason, it was closed down...'

44.3 million Americans without health insurance.

'We could have a problem here lads.'

"Let's offer an explanation and let the people make up their minds."

Required health insurance?