Health Regulations Nerd Prints

"Looks like dinner's going to take just a little longer."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

'I believe we got your blood pressure back up to normal.'

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

'This drug is so expensive...if it were recalled the stock markey might crash.'

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

Annexe 8

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

Consortia set to take over

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

'Let's keep pulling it and see what happens.'

I hadn't seen that jerk in years - then the anti-vaxxers showed up, and now I see him everywhere.

'I'm feeling down, too - Why don't we pass some feel-good legislation?'

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

Sacking a unprofitable patient

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

Europe has too few vaccines

'Okay - Who built this site?'

DHSC considering as-yet unlicensed flu vaccines to boost supply

"Mom, let's play doctor. I'll be the patient and you decide if I should be vaccinated."

"Yes, there is a pre-existing condition. I was once dead."

European Union versus Big Tech

'Not so fast - What about health care?'

'Yeah, I used to live with thousands of my friends in the kitchen of a restaurant, but for some reason, it was closed down...'

"I rise in opposition to this bill..."

The Supremes will now ponder Obamacare.

'The NHS is less of a 'cradle to grave' these days than 'cradle to being a bit knackered stopping off at a couple of cashpoints on the way'!'

44.3 million Americans without health insurance.

'We could have a problem here lads.'

"Let's offer an explanation and let the people make up their minds."