Health Regime Change Pillows

Health Regime Change: No Fry Zone

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

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"Sometimes it helps to turn a question around. Why not you?"

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

'Doctors are all booked up. Nurse is busy. The best I can do is offer to type your symptoms into Google.'

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

'Nevermore.'

'Oh, for heaven sake, Emily. . . stop cheating and just go on a diet like everyone else!!!'

'Never mind another doctor -- I'm referring you to the Bureau of Weights and Measures.'

"Well, put it this way - A semi-colon is better than a full stop."

"I'm referring you to a doctor with different software."

'Along with the gusto, you also grabbed high blood pressure and big time cholesterol.'

"Being cremated is my last hope for a smoking hot body. . ."

'Frankly I'm looking for a doctor I won't outlive and have to change to another.'

'I want to eat healthy food, but it takes green to eat green.'

"We are able to extend your life for another two weeks, but you must eat wisely and get plenty of exercise."

'You can eat, but you must never again drink and be merry.'

New in fitness: Health club truancy officers.

A Woman Using a Mirror to Discover Her Weight.

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'What you need is some negative growth.'

'Which is worse - no pre-existing condition coverage. . . or no health insurance?'

'And ask the chef to run his blender as he cooks that steak. My doctor has put me on a liquid diet.'

Injured heart.

'Do the patches help?'

"Not tonight, dear. I have a head injury."

Concerned patient looking at his chart.

'...So one day I just decided to walk away from my mortgage and, well... one thing led to another...'

"The Lord's 7-step weight-loss program works in mysterious ways."

'The Health Dept. takes a great leap forward.'

'Great News...the paperwork was all in order after all.'