Health Realist T-Shirts

Express your practical approach to health with our health realist t-shirts, featuring witty and inspiring designs that celebrate staying grounded in wellness goals.

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'As I said, the medication won't cure you, but it will make you more comfortable for the duration.'

'As I said, the medication won't cure you, but it will make you more comfortable for the duration.' mockup

'As I said, the medication won't cure you, but it will make you more comfortable for the duration.'

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'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.' mockup

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

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World Production.

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"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality." mockup

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

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Fast Food Dieter

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'Any chance of me being recycled Doc?' mockup

'Any chance of me being recycled Doc?'

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Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.'

Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.' mockup

Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.'

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DNA doctor

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"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!" mockup

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

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'Well I think it's worth a try!'

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"Fourteen months ago, I started with H20. I just ended with H20."

"Fourteen months ago, I started with H20. I just ended with H20." mockup

"Fourteen months ago, I started with H20. I just ended with H20."

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'Hey, what do you want from me? As a primary care physician, ALL I DO is prescribe drugs and refer you to specialists.'

'Hey, what do you want from me? As a primary care physician, ALL I DO is prescribe drugs and refer you to specialists.' mockup

'Hey, what do you want from me? As a primary care physician, ALL I DO is prescribe drugs and refer you to specialists.'

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'How optimistic are you about the future?'

'How optimistic are you about the future?' mockup

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

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"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind." mockup

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

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Blood is thicker than water. Oil is thicker yet.

Blood is thicker than water. Oil is thicker yet. mockup

Blood is thicker than water. Oil is thicker yet.

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"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall." mockup

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

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'Okay Kid. Start Jumping! This will be the only exercise I'll get all day.'

'Okay Kid. Start Jumping! This will be the only exercise I'll get all day.' mockup

'Okay Kid. Start Jumping! This will be the only exercise I'll get all day.'

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'Realist Trac, with 4 settings...' mockup

'Realist Trac, with 4 settings...'

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'I don't think cholesterol had been invented then.'

'I don't think cholesterol had been invented then.' mockup

'I don't think cholesterol had been invented then.'

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This thing on my neck is keeping me awake at night.

This thing on my neck is keeping me awake at night. mockup

This thing on my neck is keeping me awake at night.

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Problem of getting older.

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'They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said no no no.'

'They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said no no no.' mockup

'They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said no no no.'

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How do medicines work? They don't! All they do is give God time to heal the body!

How do medicines work? They don't! All they do is give God time to heal the body! mockup

How do medicines work? They don't! All they do is give God time to heal the body!

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"Yes, it is a very large bill. Unfortunately, the doctor who gave you a second opinion charges ten times what I do."

"Yes, it is a very large bill. Unfortunately, the doctor who gave you a second opinion charges ten times what I do." mockup

"Yes, it is a very large bill. Unfortunately, the doctor who gave you a second opinion charges ten times what I do."

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'But surely if I'm convinced I'm a hypochondriac that makes me one?'

'But surely if I'm convinced I'm a hypochondriac that makes me one?' mockup

'But surely if I'm convinced I'm a hypochondriac that makes me one?'

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"This is my exercise routine, and this is my routine to avoid that exercise routine."

"This is my exercise routine, and this is my routine to avoid that exercise routine." mockup

"This is my exercise routine, and this is my routine to avoid that exercise routine."

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A fridge surrounded by books.

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Gas Supply To Europe

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Reality Football

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Reality Check.

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"I can only run for 30 mins, it's the longest I can bare to be away from my phone."

"I can only run for 30 mins, it's the longest I can bare to be away from my phone." mockup

"I can only run for 30 mins, it's the longest I can bare to be away from my phone."

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"... I CAN'T be 'at risk for a heart attack,' I never exert myself!"

"... I CAN'T be 'at risk for a heart attack,' I never exert myself!" mockup

"... I CAN'T be 'at risk for a heart attack,' I never exert myself!"

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"I'm sorry to say, on your salary, you're incurable."

"I'm sorry to say, on your salary, you're incurable." mockup

"I'm sorry to say, on your salary, you're incurable."

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"Sometimes, in my dark moments, I do fear the firm handshake shall never return."

"Sometimes, in my dark moments, I do fear the firm handshake shall never return." mockup

"Sometimes, in my dark moments, I do fear the firm handshake shall never return."

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Genetic link to obesity.

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Health Realist T-Shirts Collection

Health Realist Mugs

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Health Realist Pillows

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Health Realist Prints

Decorate with our health realist prints—celebrate genuine wellness with inspiring and funny wall art.