Healthcare Realist T-Shirts

'Hey, what do you want from me? As a primary care physician, ALL I DO is prescribe drugs and refer you to specialists.'

Today is the first day of the rest of your life, and medicare doesn't cover everything.'

"Yes, it is a very large bill. Unfortunately, the doctor who gave you a second opinion charges ten times what I do."

"I'm sorry to say, on your salary, you're incurable."

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

World Production.

"It's a shame, excellent recommendations and a superb skill set but lacks the boiling hot all consuming ambition and ruthless desire for self promotion required as head of stationary procurement."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

Health Care Crisis table.

"We end our Newscast with a happy story tonight."

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

Fast Food Dieter

'Retirement is OK, but instead of looking forword to weekends, I'm working at McDonalds.'

Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.'

'Remember Jones, your organs are worth more to us than your intellectual property.'

Everyone Hates Obamacare. So It's Working.

'Our retirement program is that you can resign whenever you want to.'

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

'We need a knee jerk reaction against private sector practices in the NHS!'

Retirement Issues

'This is how our new no-risk pension scheme works.'

The world of medicine as we know it, will end soon.

'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.'

'Management doesn't think we have a staffing problem...Apparently all we need to do is to use our imagination.'

'Dad's saying he controls my allowance because of something called the Commerce Clause.'

"Who would have thought retirement would be this much fun."

'That's not in addition to your pension, that IS your pension.'

"Fourteen months ago, I started with H20. I just ended with H20."

"I keep my savings under my mattress. It's the only way I'll ever be able to retire on my money."

"Based on the economy and your rate of savings, I've updated your retirement projections."

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

This Ain't Pakistan

'As I said, the medication won't cure you, but it will make you more comfortable for the duration.'

Blood is thicker than water. Oil is thicker yet.

'It'll be a disaster...you've no experience in Forward-facing reorganisation target setting prioritisation strategic planning.'