Health Memo Holder Gifts

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

'You're always living in the past.'

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

What the patient heard and what the doctor meant to convey.

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

Wall of Office Memories

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."

'...And my thirty-seventh symptom....'

"My source is my grandfather's memory!"

You are not forgotten!

'Remember when we used to catch small fish by the bucket full.'

A family reunion that warms them to their very core.

Remember when?... When was that?

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

"Half-full. Those were the days."

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!