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"The trick is to bite them just after they've been to the gym: You get good, well oxygenated blood..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

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Apocalliptical

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

'I'm all talked out. Let's look into some gene therapy.'

'I exercise to stay healthy so I can keep working to pay for health insurance until I drop dead.'

Woman with exercise bike

"To play it safe, I still take one aspirin every other day."

'Medical researcher have isolated the gene that makes us want to discuss our ailments with anyone we meet.'

'If you had a tapeworm, would you keep it?'

Gym workout.

'I'll have a two mile run, 150 sit ups and a side of weight training.'

'All I'm saying, Sweetheart, is that maybe you're not quite ready for the advanced yoga class!'

'I'd recommend you cut back on the vitamin C supplements'

Crisis at the health club.

'Triglycerides? Let's just say when your cholesterol,HDL and LDL are partying it up, he's the guy you want to gate crash!'

'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer reading 'lightweight gift ideas' magazine

Weight Loss Clinic.

"How long? I stop when I start to smell like bacon."

"That makes me very happy!"

'Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.'

"Ich habe einen ziemlich miesen DNA-Tag."

How's the diet going? - 'The first 8 minutes has been tough.' - 'How come?' - 'I had to skip my pre-mid morning post-mini-brunch snack.' - 'I don't think I can take it anymore...' - 'Hang in there, big guy...' -

"If I were you, I'd put a new hairstyle way way down your list of New Year's Resolutions."

'I eat apples as part of my 500 a day.'

One afternoon down at the gym.