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'Of course I'm sure it's hereditary. My father treated your father for the same thing.'

"Ich habe einen ziemlich miesen DNA-Tag."

Uncle Mort, have you been playing with your home genetic engineering kit again? Guilty. I was trying to clone my own DNA. For laughs, I mixed up my genes with compost. Mixed up? Technically, cross-bred. Trump is a meathead! Well, you're a vegetable.

'I'm all talked out. Let's look into some gene therapy.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

"I've been genetically modified!"

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Gene Therapy

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

"Wait -- I have an app that creates a napkin to write the contract terms on."

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'I hunt and I gather. I invented multitasking.'

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

One of Many California Gene Pools

Internet Cafe

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

'Sorry, you're overqualified for this job.'

"This is genius, Ted. We can't use it. Nobody will believe I thought of it."

"So, gentlemen.... By investing in this time vortex manipulator, we will be able to cross the bridges before we come to them."

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'Darling, we were made for each other.'