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'Of course I'm sure it's hereditary. My father treated your father for the same thing.'

"Ich habe einen ziemlich miesen DNA-Tag."

'I'm all talked out. Let's look into some gene therapy.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Gene Therapy

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

"Wait -- I have an app that creates a napkin to write the contract terms on."

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

'I hunt and I gather. I invented multitasking.'

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

One of Many California Gene Pools

"So, gentlemen.... By investing in this time vortex manipulator, we will be able to cross the bridges before we come to them."

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

'Sorry, you're overqualified for this job.'

"This is genius, Ted. We can't use it. Nobody will believe I thought of it."

Internet Cafe

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

'Darling, we were made for each other.'

"I'll need all the information you can find on why I need so much information."

'So that's his secret.'

'Hey! I've just had a great idea! How about a light bulb...?'