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"On the surface there's nothing wrong with you."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

HELLth Food Sprouts

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'