Health Investigator Mugs

"On the surface there's nothing wrong with you."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

HELLth Food Sprouts

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'