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'I think it's time for me to get out of heath foods...'

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

'Brain surgery? I have an app for that!'

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

'That was quick!'

Just Browsing.

"Do we wait for it to be approved as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as furniture polish?"

"Instead of burying it, invest in pharmaceuticals."

'True rupture is rare. Ladies' breasts are most commonly bursting simply with admiration for me and my skills.'

'Sorry, we're shorthanded - please pass over the scalpel...'

"We've been so consolidated the last few years our logo is a mishmash of a bit of everything."

"I'm referring you to a doctor with different software."

'I've decided to recall our latest drug because of one side effect - law suits.'

"It's little Pharma. Want some baby aspirin?"

"My physician prescribed a customized formulation for me."

'Here's my DNA sequence.'

Still Stuck in Phase I of Meaningful Use...

"We need a product that works like aspirin, but is a lot more expensive to buy."

"I'm glad you've been able to find new hires, but that's not what I meant when I said that we have a radiologist shortage to deal with."

A scared man who is about to have surgery performed by a robot.

Global Medical Antidepressant Sales

'This is Hugh from PrivateMeds Inc. he's looking around the hospital...'

'And in today's health market - coffee is up, fats are mixed, and sugar continues its downward slide.'

"See, son? Daddy's company makes inhalers to help people with asthma."

Someone should be with you later, they're all on a patient care course.'

'This is what telemedicine looks like for a small practice like ours.'