Health Improvement T-Shirts

Man carring plans

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

Smokers.

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

High blood pressure - watch golf on TV

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

'Since giving up smoking my huffing and puffing have improved considerably.'

'They do wonders for my hay-fever.'

'To improve your blood pressure you have to let off a little steam, Mr. Hafer.'

"I must insist you stop drinking."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

2021

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Self help acupuncture

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

What the Doctor Ordered

'Well, well, well...'

Lactose Intolerant

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"I didn't spark joy."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Your contents have shifted."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'