Health Haggler Pillows

"I'll go shop around for a doctor."

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

"How much if I pedal?"

'If you had a tapeworm, would you keep it?'

"I'm just browsing."

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

"That's what I like about you, Abrams, you don't let a little illness keep you off the job."

Man about to pay his hospital bill notices a team of doctors and nurses waiting to resuscitate him.

"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."

Medical Bills.

"Apart from the NDA, we have another option before signing a contract."

'My doctor gave me a prescription for a head cold but I don't have time for a head cold. Could you change this to something for the 24 hour flu?'

"He gave me a complete checkup form head to wallet."

'Look, you still owe us 17 cents.. if you sweep up my office we'll call it even.'

'You would save money on the long run if you'd let me throw in an autopsy with the procedure.'

'Well, yeah, the hot dog is 10?, but the BUN is $3.40.'

'Are you sure you want to bargain with him?'

Donald Came Out Of The Recovery Room This Morning But Had To Go Back After Seeing The Bill.

'The child's seat is worth more than the car.'

"Rub this on everything."

'They're renegotiating their contracts with the team owner during half time.'

'Says he came here to deliver a package.'

'It even has tiny for sale signs on the windows.'

"Did the doctor forget to tell you to exhale?"

"Dad, for Father's Day, I'm giving you $100."

'Well... unless I screw it up withtime off for good behavior, I'm in for 10 years of free health care!'