Health Food Shop Owner Pillows

'And you can eat the containers.'

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

Queen of Quinoa

Important Food Groups

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

Spontaneous Kombucha

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

'Diet considerations.'

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Albino broccoli mum!"

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

The Nihilist Deli.

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

Friendly bacteria

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.