Health Food Rebel Pillows

Can of worms.

"Sorry, kid, the nutrition nannies threatened to shut me down if I didn't change from chocolate to tofu Easter eggs."

Any time is cake o'clock

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Chocs away.

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

"I'm a monster."

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

The Nihilist Deli.

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

'As if school lunches weren't bad enough. Now, they have to be nutritious!'

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

"I think the problem is that you're not eating properly..."

"If medical science wants to be really relevant, it would find a way to let me eat all the bacon I want!"

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

"It's improv night."

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

Attempting to eat your own bodyweight in cake can act as a mood enhancer.

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

Dieting is for losers.

Motor-blender.

"We tried healthy birthday treats. That lasted about a week."

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

Melvin would go to any lengths to get away from McDonald's advertising...

'Headmaster I'd like to report Biggins and Small who were caught this morning consuming trans-fats behind the bicycle shed.'

"I didn't miss my workout...I didn't miss it one bit!"

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

"The people next door eat a lot better."

That's not quite what I meant by a 'balanced diet'..

'Ryker's Natural Foods - Kelp wanted'

'Keep arguing about eating you spinach and Mummy won't be able to guarantee your health and safety.'