Health Food Heroine T-Shirts

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Queen of Quinoa

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

Spontaneous Kombucha

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

'Diet considerations.'

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Albino broccoli mum!"

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

The Nihilist Deli.

'As if school lunches weren't bad enough. Now, they have to be nutritious!'

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

Friendly bacteria

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

Healthy Eating Casualties

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

Knowing that a typical carrot cake is loaded with fat and calories, Doris whipped up her on, much healthier recipe from scratch.

Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.

I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

Woman in Restaurant has Menu and Calorie Counter.

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'