"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"
Health Food Heroine Mugs
Start their day with a splash of humor and health. These mugs feature playful designs perfect for your health food heroine, inspiring her to enjoy nutritious drinks with a smile every morning.
"Good For You / Bad For You"
"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."
Queen of Quinoa
Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...
The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.
Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving
Making healthy substitutions at mealtime
Spontaneous Kombucha
Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.
'Diet considerations.'
"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"
"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."
"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."
"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."
"Albino broccoli mum!"
'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'
"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"
The Nihilist Deli.
'As if school lunches weren't bad enough. Now, they have to be nutritious!'
I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.
Friendly bacteria
"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."
"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."
Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.
"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."
Healthy Eating Casualties
"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."
"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.
"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."
Knowing that a typical carrot cake is loaded with fat and calories, Doris whipped up her on, much healthier recipe from scratch.
Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.
I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.
Woman in Restaurant has Menu and Calorie Counter.
'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'
Health Food Heroine Mugs Collection
Health Food Heroine Pillows
Add comfort and charm with our pillows that showcase her passion for healthy, vibrant living. Great for her cozy space.
Health Food Heroine Prints
Decorate her space with prints that inspire and celebrate her health food journey. Perfect for the health-conscious soul.
Health Food Heroine T-Shirts
Find stylish and humorous t-shirts that celebrate your health food heroine’s love for nutritious living. A fun addition to her wardrobe!