Health Experimenter T-Shirts

'You gotta admire him. He's a self-medicated man.'

"How are you getting on with the all-carrot diet...?"

"Yes, those are rocks. You wanted something that kept you full and had no cabs."

Bob's system was totally out of whack – but he knew where he could get more.

"Young Frankenstein"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"Could you keep still?"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

Macho Vegetarian

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

Tonight: Al Hari Kish, leading yoga expert, speaks on 'this topsy-turvy world'

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Doctor to overweight patient: 'I assure you, stomach stapling is quite routine these days.'

Cursing Scientist.

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

Psych 101 Frog Lab

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Esq.

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

'...then add some of the yellow powder to those blue crystals, heat it for a while, and see how you like it.'

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'

'If this warning label on cigarettes packets doesn't stop people smoking, nothing will.'

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."

'To show support for Daddy's low cholesterol diet, we'll all be eating porridge for breakfast.'