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"Why does every disaster movie start with the government ignoring a scientist? Like that would ever happen."

Tonight: Al Hari Kish, leading yoga expert, speaks on 'this topsy-turvy world'

'I don't care what the health experts say...I don't do soy milk.'

"Lockdown?They should be locked up!"

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

Vaccine

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Covid and the Vaccines

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

30 Days Has Movember

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

Preventive medicine.

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

Regardless children just want to fit in.

'I followed you advice for losing weight....i got naked and stood in front of a mirror...they threw me out of the restaurant.'

'Who cares about content? With a title like this it'll sell millions!'

Vaccines vs Variants