Health Crisis Aficionado Pillows

"...H...5....N...1...?? You got me....but I'm sure it spells trouble."

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

Sisyphus and coronavirus

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

"Aways the victim."

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

Trump rally

'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'

"Oh, sure! Blame the monkey!"

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

"I'm trying to find the vaccine, but it's so hard to create right now."

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

WHO Global Pandemic Treaty

Public Enemy #1: Coronavirus Panic

Self-isolating snail...

'Get back! Get back! Or so help me...I'll eat it!'

Intensive waiting.

U.S. Sends Troops to Invade Ebola

COVID FAQs.

"Oh great, now even gonorrhoea has covid!"

"It's a warning from the American Hypochondriacs Association -- you've been overprescribing placebos."

The Big Economic Fix Is On: All the so-called safety nets will be as useless as a hard hat in a crowbar storm.

Coronavirus Reinfection

"Would you believe me if I said you can stop worrying about the Coronavirus?"

"One minute I was Chairman and Chief Executive of Mammon Industries, the next I'm the gallbladder in room 405."

Corona clown car

Government runs bird flu exercise.

Coronavirus

Liberals Ignore Science Too

"At the end of the tunnel, my parents were waiting to greet me. Mom looked nice, but as usual, Dad was walking around in his underwear. I nearly died."

"Hey, it's the high risk people!"

Stephen Harper meets Papandreou in Greece

Bob's system was totally out of whack – but he knew where he could get more.

Atlas unchained

Coronavirus and Wealth Inequality