Economic Crisis Aficionado Pillows

The Big Economic Fix Is On: All the so-called safety nets will be as useless as a hard hat in a crowbar storm.

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

Annual profits,

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

G7 Summit Concern

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

Economy - USA.

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

The Greek Trampoline

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

That Awkward Moment When You Discover That Wall Street's Insanity Is Helping You

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

"I don't like the look of this."

"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

Out.

Chinese stock market

'Crisis'

U.S. Credit Rating

"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark