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Sunday School. Strange --- Apples were forbidden, but apparently fried foods were okay.

"I won't wear a mask! You're restricting my personal freedom!"

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Protest

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

'Harrison, going against your better judgement has made us a lot of money...'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

'There's nothing wrong with him-just delusions of glandular.'

Fighting the Zika Virus

'Where exactly did you get this 'Lifestyle Guru' from?'

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"He's so anti-regulation he won't even take a laxative."

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full if you have a case."

Boris Johnson vs Corona

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

Take a pill so you won't be one.

Burning the Other

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

The council wanted us to have a Healthy Lifestyle Monitor

'He's always looking for an argument!'

"What if my bliss happens to be suing people?"

"Don't you shush us, mister! We're famous consultants!"

'Coins, when swallowed, cause cancer. Perhaps money should be banned.'

Guru Shifted Thinking