Health Contrarian Mugs

"I won't wear a mask! You're restricting my personal freedom!"

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Protest

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

'There's nothing wrong with him-just delusions of glandular.'

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'Harrison, going against your better judgement has made us a lot of money...'

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"He's so anti-regulation he won't even take a laxative."

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

'Where exactly did you get this 'Lifestyle Guru' from?'

Fighting the Zika Virus

'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full if you have a case."

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

Boris Johnson vs Corona

The council wanted us to have a Healthy Lifestyle Monitor

'He's always looking for an argument!'

Take a pill so you won't be one.

"What if my bliss happens to be suing people?"

Guru Shifted Thinking

Opioid Epidemic

'Coins, when swallowed, cause cancer. Perhaps money should be banned.'

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

Ebola reaches USA.