Health Conscious Satirist Gifts

Looking for a gift for a health-conscious satirist? Our collection features playful, clever items that celebrate their love for health and humor. These unique products are ideal for anyone blending fitness enthusiasm with a sharp sense of comedy, making their wellness journey more fun and memorable.

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Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods! mockup

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

from $19.00

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief." mockup

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

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Lactose Intolerant

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"I'm afraid you could go at any time." mockup

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

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PSA Banter.

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'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!' mockup

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

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'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.' mockup

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

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'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?' mockup

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

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Providing Healthcare For All

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'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.' mockup

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

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'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.' mockup

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

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In case of Emergency: Break Glass mockup

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

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"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts." mockup

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

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'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.' mockup

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

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'Will I live Doctor?' 'Yes, but I don't advise it!'

'Will I live Doctor?' 'Yes, but I don't advise it!' mockup

'Will I live Doctor?' 'Yes, but I don't advise it!'

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'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?' mockup

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

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'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.' mockup

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

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"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet" mockup

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

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"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."

"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek." mockup

"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."

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'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!' mockup

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

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"Gesundheit!"

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Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged mockup

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

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Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.' mockup

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

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'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.' mockup

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

from $19.00

My Dream Valentine

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'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.' mockup

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

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"So, let's catch a wellness wave!" mockup

"So, let's catch a wellness wave!"

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"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness." mockup

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

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'Well, this is a first â€ he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

'Well, this is a first â€ he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!' mockup

'Well, this is a first â€ he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

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'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.' mockup

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

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"Doctor, I'm embarassed and concerned about my leakage problem."

"Doctor, I'm embarassed and concerned about my leakage problem." mockup

"Doctor, I'm embarassed and concerned about my leakage problem."

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"I just haven't been feeling very omnipotent lately."

"I just haven't been feeling very omnipotent lately." mockup

"I just haven't been feeling very omnipotent lately."

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'There is a drug for Hypochondria... but the side-effects may actually make you sick!'

'There is a drug for Hypochondria... but the side-effects may actually make you sick!' mockup

'There is a drug for Hypochondria... but the side-effects may actually make you sick!'

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Health Conscious Satirist Gifts Collection

Health Conscious Satirist Mugs

Explore our entire collection of mugs for health-conscious satirists, packed with witty sayings and fun designs perfect for starting their day with humor.

Health Conscious Satirist Pillows

Browse our playful pillows for health-conscious satirists, adding a touch of comedy and comfort to their living space with humorous designs.

Health Conscious Satirist Prints

Discover our range of prints for the health-conscious satirist in your life, featuring witty artwork that adds humor and personality to any room.

Health Conscious Satirist T-Shirts

Check out our selection of t-shirts designed for health-conscious satirists, featuring clever slogans and cartoons that make workout wear both fun and fashionable.