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Health-conscious Cookie Lover Pillows
Add a cozy touch to their space with pillows that combine charm and humor about healthy cookie indulgence. These soft accents are perfect for loungings, naps, or as cheerful decor in their wellness journey.
"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."
Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.
"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"
But is it organic?
"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"
"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."
'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'
"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"
"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"
"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."
Do you have any cookies you aren't using?
"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."
'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'
Baking
"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"
'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'
"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."
"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."
The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.
"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."
"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."
"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."
"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."
'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'
'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'
Miracle Mom #5,293
"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"
'Prepare to meet your maker!'
Instant Gratification Cafe.
"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."
"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."
"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."
"Roadkill cookies"
'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'
Health-conscious Cookie Lover Pillows Collection
Health-conscious Cookie Lover Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that are perfect for health-conscious cookie lovers. Find a funny, uplifting design to brighten their mornings and make every sip a delightful experience.
Health-conscious Cookie Lover Prints
Brighten their home or office with our witty prints celebrating healthy living and cookie love. A perfect gift to inspire and amuse.
Health-conscious Cookie Lover T-Shirts
Check out our fun t-shirts for health-conscious cookie lovers. These clever designs are great for casual wear, blending humor with a love for healthy treats.