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"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

'I demand a DNA test.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'Check out the old dude.'

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"Everything looks real good...except these long gaps in your work history every winter."

Bear at a vending machine

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Baby Bear.

"Is the garbage fresh?"

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"