Health Coach Pillows

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

'For the elevated blood pressure, exercise and cut down on salt. For the rash, exercise and cut down on salt. For the headaches, exercise and cut down on salt.'

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

Obesity problem is becoming a global problem

'Too much intake - not enough burnout.'

"Lay off the junk food, your pancreas is rusty"

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

Good Cholesterol / Bad Cholesterol.

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

'I'm putting you on my own personal diet.'

'Welcome James. Are you ready to kick some butt?'

"And for all you people with food allergies, this next song's lyrics contain no gluten or peanuts."

Nutritionist - Out to a Low Carb Lunch.

Healthy Chocolate Co.

"How many calories do you think we burn by pressing these buttons each day?"

'Popcorn, carrot cake, and potato chips do not count as three servings of vegetables.'

"It's just that you might find food a lot cheaper!"

"When I say I'm rich I don't just mean in Omega 3 oils."

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

Bad for you but to die for

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

"Our rule of thumb is: if it tastes good, don't eat it."

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

'The day-old doughnuts may be a false economy.'

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

The Poisoned Apple (Junk Food)

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

"All the evidence is clear that weight loss is about eating less and exercising more...so we're developing a tablet to help with that!"

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