Health Care Communicator Pillows

"The biopsy on your mole came back negative, which is positive, which is good."

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

"Any questions?"

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

'Your proposal sounds interesting. Can you send me a written proposal? I cannot reread a phone call.'

What the patient heard and what the doctor meant to convey.

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

Unfortunately, Lyle had already sent nasty e-mails to his boss, three vice-presidents and the CEO.

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

"I finally have an ailment that isn't so bad that I'm worried, but bad enough for me to complain about constantly"

'You're a smooth talker, Alphonse, but around here that's not enough.'

Does your accountant speak your language?

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

"They used to call them G.P.s."

"We at MEGAPHARMA are 100% behind the benefits of 'talking therapies' which is why we've developed MEGAZYMOLIN to enhance the experience..."

"Well, yes, I suppose I could explain the test results in 'plain English' — but then you'd know how sick you are."

'That line means good managerial skills!'

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

'I've got a patient who needs to chat to someone...Have you got anyone who's completed the 'verbal communication with patients in a personal, supportive but not disempowering' course?'

'Is there a doctor in the house we can trust?'

Hospital: Accident and Emergency and On Purpose and Suffering Nicely.

NHS Very Direct: 'You have a terminal illness and are going to die. Thanks for your call.'

Body Language - Hiss!

It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...

"And he can make 347,000 home visits in one night!"

'I don't want surgery...can you just touch up the x-rays?'

'You've got Finklestein's syndrome!' - 'Are you Finklestein?'

"A handshake and a high five - I can't see this merger working."

'Yours is an elective surgery, so we're still deciding if we feel like doing it or not.'

"Should I announce my retirement before or after...."

'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!'

"How did it go? Read my blog."

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