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'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

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"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

"Beyond the fine starting salary, the job of a poet laureate at this corporation also carries with it an excellent medical and dental plan."

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

"Go out and play. You can't just sit there watching wall all day."

'I'm going to suggest increasing your level of activity.'

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

"You call that complementary!?!"

Cures for the void.

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

Three cases of therapy-resistant low self-esteem

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

'Everything looks good, Now, we'll just bring in the company psychic to see if you have any pre-existing conditions from a previous life.'

'You mean that carrying around this heavy weight belly 24 hours a day isn't enoght exercise, doc?!'

'You have to give up this devil-may-care fattitude.'

'And also, no cigarettes, no cigars, no alcohol,no sweets,no dairy products, no bacon, no ham...'

"You're carrying a lot of tension in your neck."

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

"Yeah, Charlie wnet to one of those 'mindful outdoor experience' seminars. . ."

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