Health And Safety Professionals Gifts

"The following is a test of the fire-alarm system. It is only a test. Please ignore the intense heat and combustion."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Man using to much bug spray

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Bench Press Accident

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

Cafe Burns.

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Office Ergonomics.

Caution signs.

Danger Falling Leaves

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Safety Barriers

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"I changed my mind - I don't want any shredded cheese on my salad."

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

'I've drawn up a health and safety policy for the company.'

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

Wear a helmet

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'