Health And Safety Professional T-Shirts

Rule one: Never work without a net. Rule two: Specify the type of net.

Office Safety.

"Maybe next time you could think about reporting the risk before the accident!"

You are not alone! It is a TEAM EFFORT!

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

'So, what's it like to lick a light socket, Mr. Safety?'

Bring yourself home intact!...

'By the time I'd worked out whether it was an incident, disease or dangerous occurrence it was too late.'

Health and Safety

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Hazards ALWAYS exist!...

Disabilities and Health & Safety

Occupational Safety and Health Administration'

'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'

'Your responsibility as safety officer is to record accidents after the event.'

"I've finished the office 'Risk Assessment'...I've locked away the office pencil..."

"Tim's keen on new ways to get the safety message across...this is his 'Dance of avoiding trip hazards'."

"Now THAT's what I call a papercut!"

Dual Airbags

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Man using to much bug spray

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Bench Press Accident

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Cafe Burns.

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Office Ergonomics.

Caution signs.

Danger Falling Leaves

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Safety Barriers

The Dangers of National Safety Week.