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'It's the union on line one, Mr LeGree. and OSHA on line two...'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Man using to much bug spray

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Bench Press Accident

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

Cafe Burns.

Time Out For Teddy

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Office Ergonomics.

Caution signs.

Danger Falling Leaves

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Safety Barriers

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'No days off, no paid overtime, no benefits...this job is killing me!'

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'